Friday 2 March 2012

Search Engine Optimization | What is it?

Search Engine Optimization | What is it?

I am sure that by now you have heard about Search Engine Optimization or SEO. Maybe through some e-mail that you’re received that Confused 206x300 Search Engine Optimization | What is it?some guy claimed that he can get your company’s website onto page 1 of Google. He promised the world and some other jargon that meant nothing to you. Read more on my blog...

Sunday 12 February 2012

Pornography


Its late at night, everyone is sleeping. It’s just you, your TV and some toilet paper. The perfect time for pornography.

However, I must admit that I cannot fucking understand what the damn point is in watching porn. Maybe it’s just me and I don’t see the fatal attraction that is pornography. What is it really about watching people pretend to have wild passionate sex on TV while you play tug of war with your penis?

Ok firstly, lets add a little fact to this only 10% of men are addicted to porn. Not much, if you think about it. But 17% of women are addicted to porn. Guys are you so pathetic that women have to watch porn and play with toys to get an orgasm. It’s really not that difficult. The woman’s vagina is a really beautiful place once you get to know it.

But sadly the confusion doesn’t end there. People are so addicted to this bullshit that they carry it in their pockets. Mobile porn is on the rise. REALLY? That's fucking pathetic that you need to carry it around just in case you get a gap to play yank turkey?

Maybe, as I said, it’s just me. No actually I think, in my opinion, that porn is the most useless rubbish to have ever made money. I clearly don’t understand why people can be addicted to watching porn on a screen and play with themselves instead of getting a social life and diving head first into what just might be a real Vagina. Woman I can maybe understand a little. Men only think with their penises and only satisfy themselves. Sadly you don’t get to experience a cock induced orgasm. But still there are hundreds of more than willing guys out there who love the opportunity to show off.

Can somebody please leave comments somewhere and explain this pathetic craze. I don’t and will never get it. I love experiencing the real deal. Dip my stick. Perhaps that’s why. I haven’t had the need to satisfy myself because I’d rather satisfy my wife. Its way more fun than sitting behind a screen hoping to not get caught, watching some really stupid people have “sex”.

Anyway something to leave you with: Porn is CRAP and sex is AMAZING guys. Maybe all you virgins should just risk your virginity and experience the beauty of it.